Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

Make better coleslaw maybe?

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

Shut your whore mouth!

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

Tell me you're basic without telling me you're basic

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

I didn't like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it's not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

huh? coleslaw is amazing

i am the trash

As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

This is the wrongest thing I've ever read in my damn life!

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I've had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I've had coleslaw that's delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

I'll take it if you're not gonna eat it

Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I'm not paying for it.

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I've tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

... I'm glad someone else said it

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.