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submitted 11 months ago by LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

How dare my older dog swipe the best cow hoof to chew

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[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've started buying half a dozen at a time, dumping them all on the floor together, and just letting my two geniuses pick whichever one they want. The younger one always rushes to be the first to grab one and then is immediately dissatisfied when she sees that her sister also got one -- apparently one that is even smellier. Does she go back and pick up one of the remaining four hooves that are fair game? Of course not, she sits there brooding for 20 minutes until her sister gets up for a drink and then immediately steals the one she was chewing on.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I also get an ass-ton of hooves and provide them all at once lmao. Dogs are so dramatic.

[-] deez_ballzzz@universeodon.com -5 points 11 months ago

@Fuck_u_spez_ yoo. Your username speaks something important. Salute comrade.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

The funny part about it is that every other combination I tried was already registered months ago on multiple instances, hence the extra underscore.

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