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[-] Faceman2K23@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

This is a good meme.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

it's the only one you'll want.

maybe you'll use it, if you feel better.

[-] bobby_hill@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Come on, Ricky, this is basic shit

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

Lucky I still remember Sylvia's mother's number, unfortunately I'm all out of small change for the pay phone.

[-] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Save your change. Mrs. Avery is busy, too busy to come to the phone.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But I'm very sure a couple of more minutes of pathetic whinging will convince the mother of my beloved (who won't speak to me in the phone) that I'm hubby material, and will convince her to date me.

..... it's a very silly love song. Maybe you'd retroactively call it a simp song.

There must be a modern day song about a boy buying digital tokens in twitch or OnlyFans to convince her of his admiration.

Hear me out: Silvia's moderator.

^above is a reconstruction of a shower thought I just had

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Guess he had a change of heart.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago

Implying that Steely Dan can find people, even beyond the grave

[-] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 11 months ago

Ok, but I'm looking for Jenny's number.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

8675309 my dude

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I hope Billy remembers mine...

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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