So Jesus is fossil fuel? : memes

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 21 points 11 months ago

I'm sure he wouldn't mind turning a tank full of water in to alcohol. Let's find out.

[-] Granixo@feddit.cl 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I mean, it was his mother who convinced him on the first place.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

"Baby, you know how mommy gets without her drinks, now do your little magic trick..."

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Or maybe the driver's Catholic.

[+] Spliffman1@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

At the end of the Bible, Jesus is said to have ascended to heaven. For Jesus to power the vehicle he would have had to die and been buried.

Ironically this person may be saying the Bible isn’t true, he didn’t ascend, he was human like us and died like us and became part of the carbon cycle like us.

[-] sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

he was a zombie, and no other zombies have survived for the fossil and archaeological record. so... eaten by other zombies? yes or no.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 11 months ago

jesussoarus rex

[-] tubateit@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

The power of christ propels you!

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Ohh so God created the Dinosaurs after all...

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

“And the Winchester rifle to protect man from them and the homosexuals”

[-] MudMan@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure Jesus is a renewable power source. He does take three days to charge back up, though.

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

If Jesus is fossil fuel, that makes him a dead dinosaur, if he used to be a dinosaur, christians don't have any arguments against evolution (not like they had some before tho)

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Surely you've heard of Raptor Jesus.

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

g-sus

[-] bfe_hermit@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

How much horsepower is Jesus producing?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago

Dinos turn into oil. Why wouldn't Christ?

[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

Not enough time has passed for that process yet

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe he turned water into ethanol?

[-] Ragerist@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

No no, religion is bullshit, sooo methane?

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Unsustainable, dwindling, archaic resource, so yea

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Some people worse fossil fuels like they're Jesus 🤷

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

No, see, Jesus is the illegal immigrant worker that uses bike pedals to power the Flux Capacitor. The engine still runs on ordinary gasoline. Except they don't believe in science so they're Flux Capacitor is just 3 silly straws with uninsulated wires running through them.

[-] mtchristo@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Is that car brand sold in the U$?

[-] andi242@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

Jesus has gas.

[+] uphillbothways@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

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