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[-] adinfinitum@lemmy.film 12 points 1 year ago

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

[-] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

[-] sorrus@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago
[-] adinfinitum@lemmy.film 2 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

[-] Djangofett@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.

[-] TheDarkSigil@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?

[-] goat@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago
[-] razza856@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago

i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily

Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes

[-] Rebelappliance@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.

[-] rockhandle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.

C'mon guys tell us where you cum

[-] Cow_says_moo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

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