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[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 year ago

Rock beats chainsaw.

Source: Bucking a tree that was laying on the ground.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I can’t think of how they’d win without either rock or scissor sacrificing themselves to throw themselves into the mechanism. And if rock beats scissor does that mean it sacrifices itself? Or chucks scissor in there?

These are the things that keep me up at night.

[-] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Scissor cuts the pull-start line; once the chainsaw stops, it can't start up again.

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

or the fuel hose

[-] Logh@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Paper can be very useful if you are going for the legal approach. In fact, I think they have a good chance overall. Scissors could jam it and become a martyr. Rock would just fuck it up and live out the rest of his days with a cool fading battlescar erroding away in a cool stream as a hero.

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Scissors cuts fuel line?

[-] Venomnik0@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Lost chapter of chainsaw man.

[-] little_cow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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