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How do you even post that much
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Quit my job to post on Lemmy? I didn’t even know that was an option.
You'd need to have a job first
Yeah....how do I get in on that action?
Step 1. Quit job
Step 2. Business as usual
Step 3. Starve
I love how this post has been up for six hours, nobody has tagged them, and they haven't found it on their own yet.
Everyone knows that there is know known defence against The_Picard_Manoeuvre
Well then slap her into warp 10 and eject all the cargo to save weight.
Sorry to fuck a joke up by being a nerd, but I don't think weight (mass) matters much in a ship that could travel warp 10. The ship wouldn't have enough momentum to matter all that much.
All you did was give your cargo to someone else, I think. I mean, I'll take it if you think it would help.
but I don’t think weight (mass) matters much in a ship that could travel warp 10.
I'm sure the ship floating through space also plays a factor
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May I ask about your profile branding?
Y’all are posting?!
I too quit my job to post on Lemmy. In retrospect it was a poor life choice.
I've almost quit Lemmy because I got a job. I hate my life more than ever.
Congratulations, I’m sorry for you!
Fry, is that you?
I just remembered MrBabyMan. Turns out he's still an animation editor for Disney stuff, if anyone is curious. Wonder how he feels about social media in general now.
Or FlyingSquid
Yeah Jesus Christ they are terminally online
When I first joined lemmy I thought they were bots
I used to think they were communities related to star wars or something.
because The_Picard_Maneuver can be in two places at one time.
I don't know who is The_Picard_Maneuver and at this point I'm afraid to ask
Not who... what
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Every time I go to the bathroom, I make a comment.
I think I might have kidney disease.
So now every time you want to make a comment you get the urge to go to the bathroom?
Or a bladder problem.
Maybe get your prostate checked too
ngl I blocked them because I got sick of seeing stale memes reposted with vaguely related titles. I thought they were a repost bot but that might be going too far
Damn. That's like 90% of Lemmy just... gone.
I just went to your instance to help guess if you might be okay with a slightly inappropriate comment as a reply in a different comment chain (because you're not a fox, lol).
RIP Yiffit. Any decision which instance you're moving to yet?
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Fr, he been here 3 weeks and already got tired of it. Damn that's...something.
quality over quantity my friend
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