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[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?

[-] EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I always thought it tasted better chilled.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I want some of that extra creamy redd wi

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 22 points 3 weeks ago

add 1 rice grain to see what happens

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago

Why is goo gone in the fridge?

[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge

[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Seems to be working I don’t see any goo in there.

[-] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

To keep the goo out

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Rice is good when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 9 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to, too.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

5/7. Which is a perfect score.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who's the real hero here?

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it's okay to keep my karma balanced.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

You should have labelled it

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Did you mistake my sandwich for your own sandwich with a moist maker?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

#unexpectedRimworld

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

No reason to actually take anything.

[-] alphapuggle@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'd go out of my way to make that 8 shrimp just for shits and giggles

[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.

You'll never take me alive.

[-] ed3lva@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hmmm. Is that the East side breakroom?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

Why does this meme get reposted so much? I feel like I’ve seen it 4,639 times at this point.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Someone works with a vampire. Source.

[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 0 points 3 weeks ago

Rice is great when your not very hungry but you want a thousand of something. ~ Stephen Wright

[-] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 3 points 3 weeks ago

Cursory internet search says your right. I sware I read it on one of Stephen's one liner dumps. Doesn't mean that I'm remembering correctly.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why you do mitch like that...

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

You store dry oatmeal in the fridge????? Why???????????

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Because even though it's technically shelf stable it'll keep longer if refrigerated.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Bruh how long are you keeping your oat meal?

You’ll finish it long before it goes bad unless you’re eating it at a snails pace.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning

this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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