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The pinto potato

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Heinz Fetus in Placenta Concentrate.

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Thats a lot of bean

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I always knew that THIS is how kidney beans looked, I've been lied to my whole life.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 0 points 1 week ago

Bean lied to*

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Stop trying to make Bean happen

[-] don@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

It’s just a big bean.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

That's what they like to make you think.

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

... Always has been.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago

I prefer mine skinny and long

[-] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

He asked for kidney beans on toast not kidney on toast!

The Queen Bean.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I hate that it's bean on toast

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 week ago

Brits are salivating.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Bean there, done that

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I call my toddler "Little Bean" as a term of endearment (well predating my knowledge of lemmy, let alone this trend). I just showed this picture to my wife and said it was a representation of our toddler when they're an adult.

My wife rolled her eyes at me.

edit: Clarification.

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Fresh off Jack's bean stalk

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 1 week ago
[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

I think that's just a kidney, not a kidney bean

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

As my eyes scanned from top to bottom I felt an immense sense of dread

Here were my emotions in the form of emoji 😐 😐 πŸ™ ☹️

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

Imagine the sounds created as this behemoth slides out of the can. I'm gonna be sick.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago
[-] Pothetato@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

It takes a few tries so it's more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Heinz can or heiny can?

[-] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

[-] winkly@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Whoops, all bean.

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

Contains one (1) big bean

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Opiates dung be like

[-] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

THE BIG ONEEE TREVOR MICHAEL AND LESTER YELL IN UNISON

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