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Activate Linux (lemmy.zip)
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[-] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago

If Microsoft are worried about Linux now, imagine what they'll feel once it activates!

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago

It adds you to the wheel group - in real life

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remember when I was added to the wheel group. The change was immediate. It was small things at first: a nod from a cyclist, an apple falling off a tree, the quickening of a hula hoop. But then it got more intense. Bikers would show up outside my house at all hours asking for small change. Beach balls kept ending up on my lawn. Someone defecated perfectly spherically on my doorstep. Friends started noticing my midriff, and made comments about the equator. I finally caved in and bought a camera, only to notice that it too was round. I reached my limit when Da Vinci's virtuvian man would roll by in my dreams and I would awake screaming. I moved myself directly onto sudoers and haven't looked back since.

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

There's a series of novels kinda based around that idea. Magic 2.0 is the name of the series. Basically various hackers from different time periods discover a file that controls the whole universe and learn how to edit it with code/macros and become wizards because of it

[-] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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[-] 30p87@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We don't talk about Ubuntu here. He's the black sheep of the family.

[-] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Same with Proxmox. It'll yell at you that you don't have an enterprise subscription every time you go on the web ui

[-] femtech@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

That doesn't withhold any features though. That's just for supporting Ubuntu teams work with extra security patches. You can also get it for free for 5 machines.

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