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[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 month ago

every time you wash your hands, you murder billions of innocent tiny organism who are just tryna live life

[-] borth@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago

Should've picked a different host lol

[-] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

This same advice is true for the JavaScript situation as well sometimes

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago

Nah man, I minify it so it's one line...

wait how many files am I loading again? wait, 6000? nuts.

[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

I make only static sites and avoid having any overhead. Just Eleventy for building and some minimal vanilla JS where needed.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

You'll never make it as a big time web dev.

Probably not /s, sadly. It's they that are wrong, not you.

[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Ha, it was never my ambition.

[-] ampersandcastles@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

I would never do such a thing.

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2024
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