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What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?
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X-crements
Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.
I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette
So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”
Yes and No? Also X.
Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".
"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."
Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model Y
Do you see it?
"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
— nobody, of any gender, ever
GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
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Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
𝕏crements
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
Let’s go with “Xarts”
"tens"
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
Xitting, pronounced "shitting"
X Æ 2
eXcretions
“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
Elon said they’re X’s
I'm sure he knows a lot about exes
And as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
Twats
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
Xzibits
💩
An xcreet
Twerx
Turts
twXt
Are we censoring "twat"?
Xeet pronounced "Sheeeet"
As in: Elon Musk's changed the name of Twitter, Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
idc
Skeets
(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)
pronounced as shits
Crosses
You have tweets, now they're your Ex
seX
Apparently, it's called a Post. How boring!
https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/29/23812780/tweet-change-name-post-x
Fuck this stupid post.
kisses your forehead
So "fucks" it is then.
Tents
A brainfart
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this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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