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It all floats..
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Do... do I need to see a doctor? It floats?
Some of mine float. Others don't. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there's no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes???!!!
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What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?
Stress?
Can I get laxatives for that?
Happy Cakeday! ๐ฐ๐
:o I've been here a year already?!
Thanks ^^
Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.
Happy Cakeday! ๐ฐ๐
Funniest shit is that this is basically how IT was eventually defeated. By being ridiculed and laughed at. Well, that and a preteen orgy ("no, it was a train!", yes I know).
The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.
IT wouldn't survive a cod lobby
It will be dead the moment it log into twitter
That's why he could only watch the disrespect: The very act robbed him of the power he weilded. In that moment, he was nothing more powerful than a human stuck in a sewer, watching a child literally shit on the thought of playing with him.
Thank you for succinctly summing up why this scene was powerful and not just smut for the heck of it. A lot of people have issues with that scene but this is the exact reason it's in there.
Wait what
Stephen King did a lot of cocaine and alcohol back in the day. Apparently he doesn't remember writing portions of some books, and one entire book.
But yeah, he wrote a scene that devolves into a preteen orgy, that helps defeat the giant spider with poor self esteem.
Uhhh. Am I wrong? I thought they defeated the evil spider, got lost, preteen train, THEN they find the will to press on and get out?
You know more than I do. I attempted to read the book at one point, but my sister stole it so I didn't get that far, and wasn't invested enough to track the book down as an adult, or watch either movie.
How to out monster the monster step one:
"Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!"
Burned to death. The end
Very small rocks!
Churches!
Lead! Lead!
Not always
Yeah, not mine.
Hi YouTube!
I'm Georgie and today we're going to play sink vs float. Let's start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?
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