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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago

considering heaven is often described as everyone praising God repeatedly without break for eternity, probably not that far off

According to believers, it rewrites or erases your personality, which begs the question: are you still you in heaven? Or is it more like an avatar visage of what was once you?

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 12 points 1 month ago

Its just your faith acting as an eternal battery stripped of all other purpose. Its why Yahweh only takes the true devout and believers.

Which also begs the question of whether literally any god is true with faith.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 16 points 1 month ago
[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago

Oh I am a Buddhist from a Roman Catholic family. Trust me I know. But wasn't sure how well people would take the more obvious truth that if it's our faith that sustains the idea then that means it wasn't there in the first place.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

It was rough for the first hour and a half, but now my worship.ps1 PowerShell script runs every half hour, while I think about math.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Well, at least if there are computers involved it should be highly automatable.

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah. And your debts carry over.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All the illnesses too, mental ones included.

Oh, and ads for some seasons. Not that there is anything to benefit from selling random stuff, just a dick move.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

"We're in the bad place, aren't we?"

"Was it the RocketFish keyboard that gave it away? I told Todd that was going too far!"

Edit: To be fair, I liked my RocketFish keyboard, but I'm aware that it is the "frozen yogurt" of keyboards.

"I love how you humans are always making something a bit worse, just so you can have more of it."

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Mr Satan bro doesn't look so bad now, huh?

What is a little thermostat issues compared to all the other perks?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Who greeted people before St. Peter died?

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Adam ex boyfriend, Steve.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Imma die by auto erotica asphyxiation

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Does that mean you'd be choking for all eternity?

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or Cumming, it's a 50/50 gamble

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

The Carradine Gambit

[-] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Wow, this reminds me of something I learned when I was a kid. Which religion is it that believes that, when you die, you continue doing the last thing you were doing, for eternity? It was something like that.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

oh shit wait this baby has a 4090 and my whole steam library!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Nope, thats what you get in hell.
You can tell that by the (consequences of the) TDP.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you were a real angel, you would need a ton of monitors.

[-] naticus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That took me a moment and I am upset thinking about what you meant.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I know, right? Angels are fucking scary.

this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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