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[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Crash the dollar by entering the whole amount in the stock market? Or are stocks also considered gambling?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

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[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago
[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

Genie: There are 5 rules...

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I mean c'mon genie, that barely covers my Kharadron, Drukhari, and Votan dream collections.

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[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

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[-] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

[-] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago

The Brewster's Millions genie

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[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Using AWS already fits into rule #3.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

[-] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

[-] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

[-] halloween_spookster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

[-] supertrucker@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I could blow 100M monthly on AWS. Probably take me the first month to spin it all up, easy from there.

[-] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 1 month ago

No knowledge of the financial stuff, but maybe: put most of it in a variety of ETFs, hire a financial advisor and an accountant to help you navigate the system and the taxes, then cash out and donate it.

You spend it without giving it away. Then you give it away. Some countries give you a lot of it back at tax time if you donate to registered charities so you'll even get something for it. I dunno, I'm a poor so maybe it wouldn't work out, but it would be cool.

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[-] LemmyHead@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer

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