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[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

This is why I pause after someone says "What?"

Then they look at me puzzled when I don't repeat it.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

It's fun to say something completely different when they ask what.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I've caught people doing this before but I never say anything because I don't wanna have to explain to them why I can suddenly recall something I didn't hear

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago

I usually do this anyway to a certain extent, at least I kinda rephrase what I said, in case them asking 'what' wasn't because they didn't hear me but because they didn't understand. Then if their brain does catch up they get two different versions of my message :)

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.run 0 points 1 month ago

If I have a dollar every time this happens I think I'd be good for groceries

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago
[-] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

Loading like a 90s dell computer

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

I got it the first time already 💀

[-] tacofox@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago
[-] Hegar@fedia.io 0 points 1 month ago

This is called parsing - your brain processing the speech sounds into meaning. That feeling of suddenly realizing what was said is your brain needing a little extra time to parse.

This can happen for lots of reasons. One time my sister in law was so grumpy that my brain struggled to parse what she was saying because the tone and words were so mismatched.

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

Still beats C++ parsing speed.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Heh. Like a 90s dell computer analysing a string for certain characters.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Was your sister in law stuck in a dryer?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

Autistic people:

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

OP has a slow cache, might need to upgrade hardware

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

Race condition.

[-] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 month ago

Quick solution: when you don’t understand what someone just said, wait a few seconds before asking what.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Good idea, they always repeat themselves when they see you sitting there with a confused and worried expression.😆

[-] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

That's why, if someone responds with what?, I usually wait for a few seconds. It usually resolves the question on its own.

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Yea my brain is like a Kafka system

GET IN THE FUCKIN QUEUE

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Forgot to press the turbo button again 😹

[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

The turbo button slows it down

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

Well, yeah, my light switch turns the lights off too.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Nah, my what is for the last 2 words, not for the entire monologue to start over

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I just got back from the shop, do you want some s̷͇̾ẻ̶̠r̵͍̔v̵̱̏v̸͇͝n̸̟͛?"

[-] clark@midwest.social 0 points 1 month ago
[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"What I SAID was: I just finished shopping, so do you want a bite of my ṡ̷̛͔̙é̵̢̚ͅṟ̷͌̍v̶̼̈́̈́v̵̞͂͑n̶̗̩̎??"

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

This is me with the owl from OoT

[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 0 points 1 month ago

This happens quite often to me, especially when tired. I'm assuming that for me it's mostly autism related. That being said, I've noticed that many non-autistic people also have this happen every now and then., it just happens more for me.

[-] stingpie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

This happens to everyone. It happens because your brain registers the other person saying something before it actually understands what is being said. And when most people don't know what someone said, they ask, "what?" without even thinking. Source: my intro to psych textbook.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Might be some form of APD, a lot of my family members have it (myself included XD)

[-] itsnotits@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

a '90s* dell computer

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