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Crowdstrike (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Bassman27@lemmy.world 190 points 1 month ago

Man’s got them Donald Trump hands

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 1 month ago

It's just that he has enormously long arms.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Enormously long when compared to those tiny hands.

[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 123 points 1 month ago

Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

[-] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 49 points 1 month ago

He is the founder of a controversial satirical website called NordPresse. Well known for making up stuff and creating confusions in online space.

[-] Baku@aussie.zone 39 points 1 month ago

Who looks at this and thinks it isn't satire lol? I sometimes struggling with telling satire apart, too, but this is the most obvious piece of satire I've seen in a long time.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago

Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure

[-] sxan@midwest.social 77 points 1 month ago

OK, this is hilarious.

[-] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is my favorite one I’ve seen about it so far

[-] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Top three for me, a little too much on the nose. Thoughts on this one? https://possumpat.io/post/5194947

Edit: typo(s)

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

This is entirely fake.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 month ago

but op is verified

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Like you

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Boom. Nice shot.

[-] tweeks@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

Please, I'm kidding. But it would be interesting.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Where's the crowd? Are they all on strike?

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sean k strikes it again.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

just removed a comment on my first day

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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