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[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 69 points 1 year ago

Imagine being in 2023 and still thinking it's anything other than piss.

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

Man if you don't see why making someone come so hard they piss is fun, I don't know how we could ever come to common ground

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Well, no common ground it is. Not to kink shame tho, being in to piss play is a-ok 👍

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago

I'm fine with that. The one girl I was with that "squirted" a lot was more than enough from one night, for a lifetime. 🤢🤢🤢

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml -5 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a medical issue.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

What do people think it would be otherwise?

Sweat? Magic fluid that's just not used all the time?

[-] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

Precious ambergris

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

It’s Ambrosia

Skene's gland secretions. Warning - medical/anatomical non-pornographic NSFW.

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

No one claimed that (here)

[-] Duranie@lemmy.film 4 points 1 year ago
[-] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It’s Bud light.

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

brb gotta squirt in the urinal.

[-] ryannathans@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

It's mostly piss. Not entirely piss.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

tbh they would call women witches if they had any sort of pleasure in the 1600s.

[-] doyoulikemyparka@feddit.uk 22 points 1 year ago

Accusing people of witchcraft was also a great way of avoiding blame. Bread didn't rise properly? Not my fault. Neighbour is a witch.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago

Or power.

Because only a man can do things by themselves naturally. When women do something great it must have been magic not merit.

[-] Hank@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

You mean like Queen Elizabeth I who ruled over England from 1558-1603?

You're right of course but I just couldn't help being a smartass when the arguably most powerful person in the world at the beginning of the century was a woman.

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 year ago

You're right of course but I just couldn't help being a smartass

You should try.

[-] Hank@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

It's the weekend, brighten up and maybe go outside or something. You sound a little grumpy.

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

You're right. I apologize for being grumpy. Coincidentally, I'm grumpy because I work outside.

[-] Hank@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Hey that's not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.

Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hey you two can't just be nice to each other on the internet. This is not how it works around here.

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