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[-] cantrips@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Last time I came into some local blueberries the grocer called the cops on me.

Those look delicious though.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Will you please stop ejaculating on the fruits, I can’t believe I have to tell you this again

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Hey, don't tell me how to live, buddy! I'll come into berries all day every day and I'll like it!

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

:opens comment section:

Cum joke after cum joke, .. I'm not needed, you guys got this

[-] lemick24@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Blueberry curd? My god, why haven't I thought of this. I'm going to have to

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

When I learned how to make lemon curd, I thought to myself why not try it with limes. Then the concept of berries came along.

This particular iteration with the blueberries is next level on the flavor.

Now you've got me really curious - could I do it with pineapple?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I’m gonna need a recipe. For science.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

cookie-monster-scarfing noises

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

How can I get an invite to your table? Those look amazing!

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

So you traded the blueberries for pastries? That sounds like a bargain to me.

this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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