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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?

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[-] yournamehere@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago

there is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.

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[-] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 0 points 3 months ago
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[-] Davel23@fedia.io 0 points 3 months ago

Three bacons and a hash browns.

[-] DeepChill@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

3 x bacon 1 x toast 1 x coffee

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Milk, milk, coffee, English Muffin, bacon, eggs (where's my cheese?)

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Who the hell is having chips for breakfast

I'm calling the breakfast police

Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam.

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago
[-] experbia@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

like how a group of crows is a "murder", I hold that a group of coffees is a "nebula"

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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Coffee, hash browns, eggs. Then I spend my remaining money on hot sauce or green chile.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And cold fried chicken.

Anyway, Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits, OJ.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Sausage, eggs, hash brown, toast, oj, tip the last dollar (most likely).

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

I make it for 11$: coffee, biscuits, bacon and eggs. Hot sauce comes free of charge

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Bruh I'm just having a coffee and a lil krentebol with some butter and cheese

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

The 1$ and 4$ is the only choices..the rest is sugar and carbs. No thanks.

[-] evening_push579@feddit.nu 0 points 3 months ago

Fifteen coffees

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Sausage, eggs on toast, bacon, and a glass of milk.

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Just love that junk food

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I think I will keep the 15 dollars.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

2 milk

4 biscuit.

$6 is a steal.

Look at the macros...if it's 2% or whole you're good for half a day

Edit: $4 eggs??? Get fucked.

[-] nowitsabby@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago

Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I don't know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Eggs, Bacon, hash browns, toast, coffee, and orange juice please

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago

Sausage, eggs, bacon, toast, oj

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

What people think a typical English breakfast is:

What a typical English breakfast actually is:

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you eat that every weekend and weekday, you'll singlehandedly collapse the NHS.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

Smokers actually save the NHS money

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[-] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 months ago

So it's a french breakfast with a creamer or milk?

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[-] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Sausage, Eggs, Bacon, Biscuits and coffe

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago

Eggs + bacon + toast + coffee = $11 breakfast.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...

[-] shutz@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

CrΓͺpes > pancakes

[-] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Bacon thrice.

Coffee thrice.

[-] _Sprite@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Sausage, Egg, water

[-] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Bruh, that's some fucking expensive ass breakfast. If I'm eating at home, I'ma making a bloody 3 course meal for 15$. My breakfast rarely goes over 2$, that being an unreasonable liter of milk and 2 ham/lettuce/mayo/ketchup sandwiches. Where the milk is by far the most expensive part, as in like 75% of the cost.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Yeah I am not spending $15 daily on a breakfast, I’ll eat that on a weekend before a hike though

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

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