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"Why am I so lonely?"
(lemmy.zip)
It's a matter of National Security.
Instead of the NSA it'll be a random Google contractor
The NSA just sends drones to strike the wrong house IIRC
They feel guilty because they keep intercepting the texts you’re sending… and they’re a bit slow, because you know. They have a few hundred ~~lonely losers~~ subjects…
And so she thought you were ghosting her.
Pro tip… get a vpn and route it through Darfur. Those NSA agents are much better staffed.
Nah. everyone has their own personal agent assigned to them.
Cute but realistically they're just watching us, never helping us.
Looking for glowy gf. You already know what I'm into.
Happy pride month everyone (but especially my super-sexy NSA overseer)!
Good guy NSA.
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this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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