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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

My mama's got a tiny little diamond in her engagement ring. Dad offered to get her a bigger one, but she said no, let's save that money for something more important. I believe that money got put toward a renovation of the house.

Give me a girl like mama, whose got a tiny diamond and a solid home.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago

Get an "artificial diamond", much cheaper but basically the same thing

[-] bufordt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Or better yet, get an artificial emerald. Green is prettier anyhow.

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