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I finally created the perfect JavaScript runtime: No-JS (feddit.de)
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Every line of code has been audited by all security researchers. The implementation is language agnostic and extremely slim (0 LOC). It runs all the JavaScript I want (none).

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[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

One cool thing is that the comments are self documenting. I read the program earlier and it's quite clear what it does. Excellent accomplishment, dear colleague!

[-] ActuallyRuben@actuallyruben.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Sweet! Now I don't have to recursively write comments to explain the meaning of each comment

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