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[-] Alenalda@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔

[-] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.

Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That would have been a much better show if they didn't turn over the entire cast every series or so.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

He wasn't that omnipotent, okay?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Only someone who is omniscient could know that.

Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's about time I got the recognition I deserve.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it was a consent thing?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don't do organized religion.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Something over 90%.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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