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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? (lemmy.ml)

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[-] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 2 weeks ago

You just have to find another bodily fluid with the same color as the target alcohol.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

So if I'm looking for Baileys...

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

[-] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

That about as close to Baileys as I can get without getting my eyes wet

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Jesus told me it doesn't have to be alcohol. He once turned piss into Mtn Dew. I've only ever done the opposite.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024

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