I thought this place was for confusing topics that require context to understand, not cut and dry news stories like this. "Why are people freaking out about Microsoft buying Blizzard?" would be a great post for someone without tech/business knowledge.

This, though, is asking for a summary of a recent event. There is no deeper context needed to understand. It's like standing next to a dictionary and saying you're out of the loop on the definition of a word...just take 2 minutes and read it.