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[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Make it strongly statically typed. Dictionaries and lists must have all their items of the same type. For extra confusion.

[-] MHanak@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Even better: make it purely functional

[-] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Even betterer: make it MOP(Monad Oriented Programming). IYou pray to a supreme being monad till your program works.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

And tuples should have the same types inside. And dictionary keys should have the same type as that dictionary's values 😈

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