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Damn no integrated advanced AI-driven solution that analyzes patterns and just predicts the errors? 🤨 (lemmy.sdf.org)

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[-] Magister@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

I'm grepping log since the 80s/90s, still do

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

I have scripts to ssh and grep my logs across multiple VMs. Way faster than our crap Splunk instance. Pipe that shit through awk and I can find anything!

[-] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 3 months ago

10 years give and take

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Well buddy, no need to be so greedy. Around here people just do a give or take, not both.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 3 months ago

-10+10=0

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Well exactly. 10 years give and take means exactly 10 years. 10 years give OR take is a way to say it may be a little more or a little less.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah then I can't be greedy, I took exactly 0 years

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

What about leap seconds?

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