My wife and I were walking to the checkout lanes… (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by loopy@lemm.ee to c/humor@lemmy.world

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and I always make us use the checkout with a cashier (not self-checkout) because I’ve been on a kick of promoting local business and such.

On the way out, I unintentionally walk toward the non-automatic doors and just about walk into them before I catch myself and push the door open. Without skipping a beat she says, “What, are you trying to keep those doors employed too?”

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[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

MBA: Shouldn't we charge people for the privilege of opening the doors manually? How about a subscription for this service?

AI assistant: You appear to enjoy running into doors. My algorithm will lock doors in your face from now on. You're welcome.

this post was submitted on 16 May 2024

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