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What did you just say to the kids?
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this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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I should’ve been dead by the age of 24 due to an aneurysm, yet I’m still here in my early 40’s. So I lived my life taking risks and expecting the early death, only to still be here long past my expiration.
Every ounce of my luck must be spent keeping me alive, because my life is abnormally unlucky in every other aspect.
Are you sometimes stuck in awkward smalltalk and hope your aneurysm would just pop in that exact moment?
Not a talker period, and if I had a nickel for every time I thought it I would be rich.
I would do the same I guess. I bet having this thing in your head forces you to have a top tier dark sense of humor.
It seriously does, if I didn’t joke about almost everything I think I would’ve gone mad.
Not to mention the number of people that assume that since I can act normalish, no long term damage was really done.
It’s infuriating, I had to retrain myself to understand basic emotions and sarcasm, yet some still regularly use (heavy) passive aggressive comments. Or, that any of my issues due to it will magically disappear as it makes them uncomfortable.
No you could just say "hey btw I had an aneurysm last time when someone tried smalltalk, maybe stop talking unless you want me to sue you for causing an aneurysm like I sue the person who caused my aneurysm the last time" immediately proceeds to have an aneurysm
Bruh... this made me laugh so hard.