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New language (lemmy.world)

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[-] force@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just use Scala*** ((objectively better language¹))

scala does not support breaking out of loops, it does errors on early returns, uses parentheses for array indexing, compiles extremely slowly, ...

[-] ShadyGrove@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Just use Clojure****

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