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Whatever is Clever Public License
(neon.nightbulb.net)
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Do this specifically so a judge has to rule if someone is being a dick or not. File amicus briefs on the definition of being a dick. Assemble a jury of peers to decide if the defendants are being a dick. Appeal to the supreme court to rule if the court erred in their judgement of the dickishness at question in this matter.