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submitted 7 months ago by ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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And no, I will not tell you what my company app is.

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

"We want to look like Apple" while insisting on every bit of whitespace be filled.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 7 months ago

But hey, ROUNDED CORNERS! SUPER ULTRA HIGH DEFINITION ICONS! That's what makes apple apps apple, right?

[-] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Psht, yeah I remember iPhoneOS, that came out last year, right?

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"If Apple can make their interface effortless, why can't we?" asks the company spending 1/10000000th as much as Apple on R&D.

"Dunno, did you try assigning the entire task to 9 different teams, and picking the best one once they're all finished?"

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