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[-] nodsocket@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
[-] ze11e@lemy.lol 0 points 7 months ago

Reminds me of Chris chan's attraction sign....

[-] cralder@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Still funny tho. And you know people like this exist, they just don't say it this straightforward.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago
[-] Efwis@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 months ago

Trust me, it’s not just satire.

I was in a homeless shelter about 7 years ago, unfortunately as a resident, and this dude I shared my room with was like 40 and would post on his Facebook profile that he was looking for a godly woman who doesn’t want to work and wants kids. His description of her was as follows:

Must be blonde, 5 foot to 5.5 foot tall, weigh no more than 110 lbs, must be religious to the only point of life was serving god and him. She must be no older than 25 and big boobs and perfect breeding hips.

This dude was 40, 300 lbs, 6ft tall. Took a shower once a week, worked at pilgrims chicken on the kill floor, and was so slow it took him 10 minutes to walk up a 100ft driveway from where the bus dropped him off. And yet he could never understand why No women wanted anything to do with him

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