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[-] IrrerPolterer@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Lol, eight maids a milking... Slaves. He's sending you slaves darling.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Or he's letting you in on a very specific fetish...

[-] oo1@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

are cows included? or are they a-milking something else?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

Each other, which is why the sex matters

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago

Consider the gender distribution of:

  • eight maids a-milking
  • nine ladies dancing
  • ten lords a-leaping
  • eleven pipers piping
  • twelve drummers drumming

Some deep fetish shit is about to go down

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Hey them pipers and drummers could be ladies! Its current year

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

All 140 humans, including the 30 lords, are slaves. You don't otherwise “own” humans like birds or rings.

Calculation by Vihart

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Excuse me they're dinner.

[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Calculation by Vihart

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[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Why the presumption of slavery? How do you know they're not salaried employees? Or perhaps self-employed contractors?

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Or hired to do a show, since English isn't that specific. Being gifted someone dancing doesn't usually mean you own that person. It just means someone was paid to dance as a show for you.

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