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You don't need a license to kill tomatoes. nom
If they are somebody else's tomatoes you need a thieving license.
What is this, Ankh-Morpork?
If there's going to be crime, it should be organized.
You get a thieving license can you steal from the license off to get your application fee back?
I'm conflicted about this. Fruits and vegetables are sacrificial lambs created by the plants for the express purpose of getting eaten so that they can spread their seeds. In a way, they're trojan horses of seeds.