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Please Wake up. (lemmy.ohaa.xyz)
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[-] ryan@the.coolest.zone 161 points 11 months ago

Dear Medical Team:

Please send me an up-to-date itemized medical bill. If possible, coordinate with my family on my current amount of medical debt and send that across as well. This will help me determine whether or not I even want to wake up.

Yours sleepily,
comatose ryan

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 94 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Don't worry, medical care is now government funded in the real world! The taxes you paid prior to falling into a coma covered you.

This is in no way a ploy to get you to wake up so we can put you in the medical work camp because you owe us 17 million dollars.

With love, Kind and gentle Medical industries inc*

*A fully owned subsidy of Nestlé

[-] Lichtblitz@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 11 months ago

The horror lies in the final sentence

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Honestly the second sentence may be redundant given how hard the last one hits thinking about it now.

But people like it so it will stay the way it is!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Amazon is already venturing into the medical field.

[-] bobby_hill@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Got that Amazon Prime Healthcare+ subscription: All ambulance rides are free, but the subscription costs you $999 per month

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

At least it's not dated in the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

17 ~~m~~billion dollars

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I don't understand. Itemized medical bill? Do they make you pay for healthcare in your dream world?

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