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Also, take it from a squid- clams don't meditate. They're big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

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[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago

Spotify is making money off that typo.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Imagine posting free advertisements for $$$$$p000pify on lemmy

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah, that's totally what I'm doing by literally pointing out that they're watching their users in my headline.

I know "they're spying on you" always entices me to subscribe to a service.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Here’s what I got when I mentioned a popular 24hr American diner chain a month back:

Pretty great. It made me rethink the post actually. Probably 1% of my comments/posts are indistinguishable from advertisements… sometimes I’ll end up self censoring.

For example, did you notice I didn’t mention the diner was Denny’s, who for a limited time is INTRODUCING: THE BERRY WAFFLE SLAM® (Breakfast in a Liège of its own)?

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

I didn't know you could mention Denny's without a story about someone winding up in a fistfight in the parking lot.

We don't have one where I live, and the rumor mill about why the last one closed was that it was the result of a knife fight one early early morning between a couple of prostitutes who got blood everywhere and the owner decided "fuck it, not worth keeping open."

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

Ah yes poop, haha you got em

[-] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 5 months ago

Careful, my comment was removed for jokingly saying OP was a shill for not outright saying Spotify wasn’t paying him.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Very polite (especially to Squid) skepticism should be okay. Accounts can get hacked, accounts can get sold, marketers are damn good.

You might appreciate my last comment btw

[-] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 5 months ago

Absolutely, it should be. I was being very sarcastic in my other post and basically said Squid didn’t outright say he wasn’t being paid, so that MUST mean he’s being paid and it was removed with a message saying I shouldn’t call a mod a shill.

Which honestly makes me think that I struck a nerve now.

I used to hate the hail corporate subreddit back in the day because literally anything with a logo was considered an ad by them, however nobody can deny that that kind of deceptive advertising totally happens.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sorry, it didn't look like a joke to me, it looked like a personal attack.

I have restored it.

Next time, please contact me in a PM if you have an issue with something like this rather than air it in public.

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

Agreed, I hate this

[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 0 points 5 months ago

I don't know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

You would think so, but they've got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 months ago

Sounds like squid propaganda!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Hey, you don't have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslecic salmon chanting "from the sea to the river".

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[-] variants@possumpat.io 0 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen

[-] neoman4426@fedia.io 0 points 5 months ago

Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there's a whole expression about it

[-] simple@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

The world needs more clam meditation.

[-] Kachilde@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Are you implying that Spotify used user data to generate these advertisements, rather than just paying the marketing firm that definitely came up with this idea?

Also, way to add an extra layer to the promotion.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Do you think Spotify is paying me or something? For fuck's sake. I thought it was funny. If you don't like it, move on.

[-] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 5 months ago

Obviously a corporate shill. He never outright said he wasn’t being payed.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

Looks like an anti-Spotify ad to me. Why should Spotify employees read the names of people's playlists?

Edit: oh, they're probably public ones. Still, technically profiting off people's content, which they likely agreed to in ToS.

[-] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

That seems like something that could be easily taken just from the api, I feel like if it's data anyone can get for free, they are fine to use it in ads.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean, the users probably didn't read the ToS but lots of social media and similar have these rules. I feel they should ask for every instance they use individual data for advertising their platform anyway even if the user clicked "Agree" when signing up. ToS;DR calls this "You sign away moral rights".

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago

It's just a shitpost. Please, let's all try to remain clam.

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

I'd rather not have ads in the shit post community

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago

I mean if it was a brand new account posting just things like this, sure, I would agree. In this case I recognize OP and give them the benefit of the doubt they aren't an undercover Shitify agent here to advertise on the shitpost community. Not everything has to be black and white.

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

Not hard to karma farm and use an account for corporate influence. ThePicardManuever just posted a taco bell ad today.

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago

You mean the Baja Blast ape?

[-] ResidentCoffeeCat@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

People are like piranahs on Lemmy when it comes to anything ad-adjacent lol. It's good to be vigilant, but damn, not EVERYTHING is something, lol. Honestly, getting all riled up over an ad someone saw in a subway and was amused by is pretty shellfish of them...

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

and who's to say this is actual data, and not just some intern spitting out some idea

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[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 0 points 5 months ago

There's nothing in Spotify's ToS that says you can't be a clam and use their service

[-] atocci@kbin.social 0 points 5 months ago

The classic Air Bud legal defense

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Long as its not linked to an individual, no big thing

[-] Moose@moose.best 0 points 5 months ago

I thought the typo was going to be 'calm mediation' at first and just thought it would be lawyer ASMR.

[-] huginn@feddit.it 0 points 5 months ago

8 million is dramatically underselling how many people live in the metro area - that's only the city limits.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

OP is saltier than the clams.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Dude, have you ever talked to a clam?

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Yes, i am a cunning linguist.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

The mollusc type of clam, not the lady front bottom type of clam!

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

I am not into beastiality, sir.

[-] afox@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.

[-] PonyOfWar@pawb.social 0 points 5 months ago

Those 2019 people were just another year away from finding out what an actually crazy year looks like.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

2020 enters the chart

Hold my beer

[-] Willy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

isn't that a picture of a scallop?

[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.

[-] Gakomi@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

I would not care and I tell you why, I did not understood why the same thing was written twice I had to read the title again in order to pay mor attention and realize what the problem was !!!

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Now we are talking about their ad.

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[-] herrwoland@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

"immortalized" is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long

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