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[-] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

More wholesomeness from Positivityman

[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago

So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

He is HIV-positive

[-] Lolman228@kbin.social 0 points 6 months ago

Now that's a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 0 points 6 months ago

“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

While reading a book.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago
[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Robots can be from other planets.

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[-] _Sprite@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He's right. It doesn't look like a cow. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 months ago

Someone's well-adjusted.

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I'm guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?

[-] danny801@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago
[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 0 points 6 months ago

and it’s called spez

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Oh shit, Shen Bapiro's alt account!

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Why would you post that here? That's terrible

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious why I posted it here. There’s a dude hoping some kid chokes on a grape in that meme up there.

Sorry if I made you sad. That shit actually happened. Nothing I can do about it.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

Doesn't that make it relevant though?

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure that reply was a joke based on the username, if that changes anything for you

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Are you positive, man?

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 months ago

Most sane sports fan

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 0 points 6 months ago

I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago

As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.

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[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 0 points 6 months ago

TFW everyone takes your ironic comments as completely serious regardless of how much absurdity you pile on.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Which way is ironic? When he calls him a liar? Or when he hopes the kid is disabled? Or dies?

I'm kinda confused how cringe unhinged behavior is "ironic". Either you are miss using the word or you expect to say it with such confidence we would wash right over it.

But I personally find this ironic humor moronic. It's completely cringe for no good reason. It's not funny. It's not insightful. It's not playful. It's nothing but pathetic.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago

I think the idea is that he's the opposite of his username. I don't agree with the execution though, wouldn't positivity as an opposite be more general negativity rather than outright hatred and odious behavior?

[-] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 0 points 6 months ago

100% this. I was on Reddit for nearly 10 years and this "type" of joke is super common.

That said, it was taken too far imo.

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

That's not that ironic means Ms. Morissette.

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[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago
[-] loutr@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

He is Positivity Man after all.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

To be fair, he's sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago
[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Didn't notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn't a default setting. If it wasn't a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.

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[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

The rise of API charges brought down the Reddit.

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

11y old comment

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Two year olds don't associate horns with a cow.

Yeah, wherever would they get that idea?

[-] DenizEfe@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago
[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago

He's positive OP is lying.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago

The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow

Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago

Meanwhile on Lemmy "But have you tried using Linux yet?"

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