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submitted 8 months ago by tux0r@feddit.de to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 8 months ago

I'm trying to make it from New York to New Jersey. Traffic is slow, though. Yeah?

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

So you're Transit-ioning?

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

ah the art of copy paste coding

[-] tux0r@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

ah the art of copy paste coding

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago

ah the art of copy paste coding

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

htittyps:wow.embarassingpornsite.com/weirdfuckinfetish

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

WAIT FUCK IT PASTED THE WRONG THING

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago
[-] tux0r@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

Too late! Everyone has seen it!

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

Joke was too on the nose for you eh?

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago

Guess so. It was a 50/50 chance, and I chose the wrong 50.

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

Fair enough, I was hoping the fucked URL would be enough of a tip off, but the internet does make subtle jokes hard for multiple reasons

[-] tux0r@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago
[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Brings back memories of the time when ICQ would display as your status whatever media player was playing. Let me tell you future programmers, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

This is the reason I have never bought a hentai game on Steam

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[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's been 20 years and I still turn off all social media before, uh. Studying.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago
[-] Birch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

Sigh... zip

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 0 points 8 months ago

htittyps ☠

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This is how Buzzfeed aggregated data for their "What US State or Principality best describes your gender" quiz

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago
[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 0 points 8 months ago

Rhode island

[-] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

NY, a science guy.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

Abeviate Oregon for a sql injection!

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

Bobby tables, is that you?

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

I go by my middle name, DROP

[-] topherclay@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

The B in Lgbt stands for "GROUP BY sexual;"

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

Epstein: Let's Go Buy Teens!

[-] livelovehack@links.hackliberty.org 0 points 8 months ago

Remember where you will end up if your gender and chromosomes don't match!

[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

The fuck dude

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

fuck you

wait that's ibuki from dr2?

!she didn't even kill herself!< in the game, she was >!strangled to death and then hanged to hide the truth!<, not the best "example"

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

I identify as being somewhere between Virginia and North Carolina, but ultimately I think I'm closer to the New York side of the spectrum than the Florida.

[-] blahsay@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ohio in the streets, Florida in the sheets

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

I don't want to tell my employer but I'm bi-coastal.

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