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submitted 1 year ago by Trekman10@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[-] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Every time you drink anything or are near running wather youl get splashed in the groin and would look like you peed yourself.

[-] radix@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Everyone's got a drinking problem :(

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Whether or not there is an object acting upon them, earbuds sporadically jerk out of your ears every few minutes.

[-] ptman@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Everyone has a (changing) tattoo on their forehead telling how many deaths are caused by their overconsumption of the planet's resources.

All environmental externalities are included in all prices. Also currency is manipulated to prevent overconsuming the planet's resources

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

You are physically unable to litter.

this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023

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