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Both Oracle and Postgres have pretty good support for json in SQL.
and the plane in the picture is perfectly capable of transporting a plane. What's your point?
JSON in the DB isn't an antipattern. It is frequently used in absolutely terrible designs but it is not itself a bad thing.
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Why not use nosql if your important data is stored in JSON? You can still do all your fancy little joins and whatnot.
Turn it inside out. Why not use a RDBMS with a NoSQL bit added on the side?
Specifically so you get mature transactional guarantees, indices and constraints that let app developers trust your db.