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[-] savvywolf@pawb.social 32 points 1 month ago

Okay, this nerd sniped me super hard. Sure you can spend it on a big massive project like a mansion or whatever, but you aren't going to be able to have it finished (and thus paid for) in a month.

Not too mention if you do want to drop that much money at one, there'll be many checks in place. Your bank will block your account for "suspicious activity". The person who you are paying will probably want to run a background check or just refuse to take payment up front.

You'd have to justify where you got that money from as well, most likely, and saying a "genie" probably would get you some strange looks and perhaps arrested.

I legit don't know how you'd actually get rid of that much money in a month.

[-] toast@retrolemmy.com 11 points 1 month ago
[-] stetech@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That’s equity. Not spent money, just less-directly-available cash… But if that doesn’t count, real estate technically doesn’t either… Really tough question, depending on the circumstance

[-] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Just pay people to be your shoppers and buy as much as they can for you. And give them a good salary for it. Hiring people is not giving it away, and they are buying the stuff for you. Or hire like a private concert with someone. So many things to spend money on.

[-] stetech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Private concerts is a good one! And then hire overpriced organizers for those events, too :D

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