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I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software (lemm.ee)
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[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 24 points 8 months ago

We can optimize this further:

unsatisfied = true
while(unsatisfied) {
    key.dispatch(
        Keyboard::Ctrl,
        Keyboard::s
    )
}

..No, there is no instance where unsatisfied changes state

[-] backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 8 months ago

You should just be able to while(true)

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 9 points 8 months ago

It's a joke.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

That sounds like an excuse.

[-] halfway_neko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

Don't worry, most modern brains have a builtin jit compiler, so when a habit starts to form, the check will be optimised out. (It saves excess neurons from being generated.)

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