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New evidence confirms COVID-19 vaccines are overwhelmingly safe::More than 38 million COVID-19 vaccine doses have been administered in Ontario as of Oct. 8, with 23,002 reports of adverse reactions, an incidence of 0.06 per cent, Public Health Ontario says

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 161 points 11 months ago

Okay, if you say so, because I died six months after getting the first one like they said I would. Now I'm a magnetic 5G zombie.

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Being a zombie, I no longer need a phone. But my Bill Gates microchip ensures good reception for all around me whose brains I am not eating.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Best of all, the chip also doubles as an electric guitar pedal.

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