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[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Say hello to the gigaphone. image

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

You could get one of those fancy fake PhD papers printed out for you. It should say you got a degree in flatulometry from the university of Arse, Indonesia. Add more toilet puns just to make sure people stop by and actually read all of it when visiting your office where you have this paper on display.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago

That’s incredible. Do you have like a PhD in flatulometry?

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Isn’t it evil enough that you don’t avoid evil actions? Is it necessary to take it a step further by intentionally favoring evil actions or even restricting yourself to exclusively evil behaviors.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Diagonal for the win!

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The “industrial sulfur” is actually sodium metabisulfite or E223 (preservative). According to the article, the farmers aren’t supposed to use this preservative at all, so there may be some restrictions with this specific berry.

According to this article E223 is GRAS and approved by several food authorities. Obviously, there are restrictions, so you can’t do whatever you want.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Why is it empty? Should there even be something in there? If it’s blank variable before a loop, it probably should be empty before you start appending stuff in it. If that’s the case, great job. 👍

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Here are some flowers for you: 💐

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Cool. Let’s test that. I can see that I tend to spend time in this community. What makes this place so much more interesting than other places on Lemmy?

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ouch! That was pretty brutal. Goes to show that you have to understand the market you’re trying to operate in.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Olive oil is made of olives… at least in Italy it is. Anyway, what about baby oil? Better not think about it.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

While I was in the shower, I thought of a brilliant idea! Let’s trigger several smaller volcanic eruptions that release a semi-controlled amount of volcanic ash into other atmosphere. That will cool down the atmosphere, which should buy us some time to fix our carbon emissions.

Then I realized, that doing so would block visible light. Plants need the light to grow, and we need the plants to breathe and eat. Obviously, this is not going to be a long term solution. Oh, and how do you even make sure the volcanic eruption doesn’t spiral out of control and suddenly spew out 50 times the ash we were aiming for. Oh, and volcanoes also spew CO2 and even nastier gases, so… It sounded so good while I was still in the shower. The more I think about it, the worse it gets.

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